Perplexed State of Mind

Since 1p.m. yesterday, I had not taken any eye shut. I had been awake since then till now. Believe me, I looked very disoriented. First one wans inside the plane. I mistakenly used the small spoon for my coffee, not noticing a teaspoon right under my nose. In the end, I had to reuse that spoon to eat my muffin. Thank God for the tissue paper. I just shrugged off that idiocy. But the next one was rather embarrassing though I just put on a poker face due to my perplexed state of mind. I was dying to look for the toilet as I left the aircraft. Thankfully it was just nearby. Here's the twist. My focus was on selective attention and I only spotted for the word toilet, rather than checking for a second time for which gender it belongs to. Well, it looked like any other toilet. Again I didn't put that to consideration. Then all I saw were ladies. Hey something wrong. Gosh! What the heck! The ladies toilet! And I'm actually heading to that toilet. My reflex was quick enough to exit the toilet on immediate basis but that does not help me to escape some ridiculed laughs from the other incoming lady toilet users. Need to cut short. Got a plane to catch.